Mom (TV Series)

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous (2015)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Regina : [Christy remarks about the year Bonnie's had]  Excuse me, the year she's had? Did she spend time in prison?

  Marjorie : Is she battling cancer?

  Jill Kendall : Did her hair guy move to Japan without warning?

  Christy : Oh please, I give my son that same haircut.

• Beverly : Where's your mother?

  Christy : Um, she's out for the evening, why?

  Beverly : She stole 3 of my cat's tranquilizers!

  Christy : Cats have tranquilizers?

• Jill Kendall : [chasing Bonnie]  How can she run so fast?

  Christy : She's all legs and on drugs!

• Bonnie : [perched on the top of a jungle gym in the park]  Maybe I don't want to be sober anymore. I'm done with it.

  Christy : [sternly]  Okay then. Then you're done with me too.

  Bonnie : What's that supposed to mean?

  Christy : It means you're done with me, and you're done with your grandchildren!

  [walks away] 

  Bonnie : I'll still see my grandkids! I'll see Roscoe when he comes to play in the park!

• Bonnie : [on top of a jungle gym]  Don't make me jump, I swear, I'll jump!

  Christy : [looks]  Go ahead, the ground's rubber!

• Christy : A cat on tranquilizers? At some point isn't that just a pillow?

• Marjorie : Christy, your mom is an alcoholic. You're not responsible for her sobriety.

  Christy : But she's my mother.

  Marjorie : You have to learn to separate the two.

  Christy : That's easy for you to say because she's not your mother, and like an idiot, I thought she was finally mine.

  [breaks down crying] 

• Beverly : You're just as bad as your mother!

  Christy : I'll save a seat for your cat at our next AA meeting: 'My name is Mittens and I'm an alcoholic'.

• Regina : Don't get me wrong, I love staying at Jill's house, but every time she has company over, they all hand me their coats.

  Jill Kendall : I told you, it's not because you're black, it's because you look like my old maid. Christy, back me up here.

  Christy : Her old maid was beautiful.

• Christy : [as Bonnie gets up at the meeting]  Is it me or is my mom wearing two different shoes?

  Jill Kendall : I thought it was to match her two different earrings.