Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Hanna Alström: Princess Tilde

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Quotes 

• Princess Tilde : Well, if you save the world, you know what that means.

  Eggsy : [Knowing smile]  Yeah, all right.

• [Eggsy emerges out of the sewers back to his house] 

  Eggsy : Babe! I'm home!

  Princess Tilde : I'm here.

  [Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage] 

  Princess Tilde : What the hell happened?

  Eggsy : [approaching Princess Tilde]  It's a long story that deserves a kiss.

  Princess Tilde : [backing up]  Not even JB would kiss you right now.

  [JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor] 

  Eggsy : If you really love me, just one little kiss.

  [pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up] 

  Eggsy : You were really gonna do it?

  Princess Tilde : Yeah.

  Eggsy : Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.

• [Eggsy prepares to leave the house] 

  Princess Tilde : Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.

  [Eggsy sees that Princess Tilde has prepared breakfast] 

  Eggsy : Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. This looks lovely, but I'm running late.

  Princess Tilde : I just thought maybe we could practice? For tonight.

  Eggsy : Practice?

  Princess Tilde : Mm-hmm.

  Eggsy : Eating?

  Princess Tilde : You said you've never eaten at a palace before. And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners.

  Eggsy : Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. I know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.

  [Eggsy recalls his dining etiquette training with Harry] 

  Harry Hart : This is a butter knife. It's the only one you need to remember; the rest of the cutlery is easy. You start from the outside, and you work your way in with each course.

  [Harry notices the way Eggsy is holding the knife] 

  Harry Hart : And never let anyone describe you as 'H.K.L.P.'

  Eggsy : What is that?

  Harry Hart : 'Holds knife like pen.' A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.

  [shows the proper way to hold the knife] 

  Harry Hart : It is quite the opposite.

  [Harry points at the glasses] 

  Harry Hart : White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water, and pop. Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.

  [Harry opens the soup bowl. Eggsy pours some soup on his bowl] 

  Eggsy : Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start eating?

  Harry Hart : Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the Queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in.

  [back to present] 

  Eggsy : Got to be honest... never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed.

  Princess Tilde : Oh. I wish I could've met him.

  [pause, before Eggsy turns around to face Harry's preserved dog] 

  Eggsy : You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm?

  [pause, then Eggsy turns back to Princess Tilde] 

  Eggsy : Mr. Pickle says, 'Yeah'.

• [JB barks while scratching a door in Eggsy's house] 

  Brandon : Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate. Stop scratching the door. I'm gonna get the blame now.

  [Brandon opens the door] 

  Brandon : There you are. Happy?

  [as JB goes to his bed, Brandon notices the study room decorated with only three front cover pages of The Sun. He sits down on the desk] 

  Brandon : With the decks and all that.

  [Brandon presses a button on the DJ mixer, which opens a secret weapons compartment on the wall] 

  Brandon : Shit, boy! What the...

  [Brandon gets up and looks at the weapons and accessories. He gets a pair of glasses and a cigarette lighter before returning to the desk and putting on the glasses] 

  Brandon : Do you reckon, JB, model material?

  [the glasses activate, showing Brandon the live feed on Eggsy's dinner with the Swedish Royal Family] 

  The King of Sweden : I must say, you're really not as I expected.

  Eggsy : Well, thank you very much, Your Majesty.

  Brandon : Eggsy, is that you, mate? What the fuck is going on here? You a gangster now or something? Fucking hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? Tell you what, whatever you're doing, I want in.

  [Brandon gets a cigarette and opens the lighter, unknowingly activating the grenade charge. Eggsy warns Brandon, unaware that he's also pointing at the King] 

  Eggsy : Put it down!

  [confused look in the King's face] 

  The King of Sweden : Why?

  [meanwhile, Brandon wonders why the lighter is beeping and blinking red] 

  Brandon : What's this?

  Eggsy : I said, put it down now!

  The King of Sweden : What's wrong with it?

  Eggsy : Shut it! Fucking shut it!

  Princess Tilde : Eggsy.

  The Queen of Sweden : I beg your pardon.

  Eggsy : Shut it! Shut it now!

  [Brandon closes the lighter] 

  Brandon : All right, mate. Chill your boots.

  Princess Tilde : Eggsy, what...

  [Eggsy realizes the confusion caused by his online argument] 

  Eggsy : Oh, no. Oh my God, no. I'm so sorry.

  [JB starts to bark all of a sudden] 

  Brandon : You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble.

  [JB continues to bark until a missile suddenly hits the house, to the shock in Eggsy's face] 

• [Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime] 

  Princess Tilde : Hey.

  Eggsy : Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.

  Princess Tilde : You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?

  Eggsy : Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.

  Princess Tilde : How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?

  Eggsy : Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.

  [pause] 

  Eggsy : Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

  Princess Tilde : Is that a proposal?

  [nervous look on Eggsy's face] 

  Eggsy : Um...

  Princess Tilde : Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.

  Eggsy : Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.

  [Princess Tilde turns away] 

  Eggsy : Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?

  Princess Tilde : Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.