Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Nicholas Colicos: Very Drunk Redneck

Quotes 

• Eggsy : Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.

  Merlin : I made you these.

  [Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it] 

  Harry Hart : A-ha.

  [Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses] 

  Harry Hart : Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?

  Merlin : You look...

  Very Drunk Redneck : Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?

  Whiskey : Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?

  Very Drunk Redneck : Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.

  Harry Hart : Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.

  [gets up] 

  Harry Hart : Good day, sir.

  [Harry walks towards the exit] 

  Very Drunk Redneck : Well, what are you ladies waiting for?

  Harry Hart : [locking the front door]  Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

  [Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision] 

  Harry Hart : Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...

  [another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way] 

  Whiskey : Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.

  [Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso] 

  Harry Hart : What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.

  Merlin : Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.

  [Whiskey attacks the rednecks with his bull whip] 

  Harry Hart : And the phantom butterflies?

  Merlin : You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.

  [Whiskey throws the last redneck out the window] 

  Whiskey : Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.