Zhoo : Jack Bronson, I need your help.
Jack : For what?
Zhoo : I need you to guard the most precious treasure of the Empire.
Jack : Excuse me?
Zhoo : Never wake a sleeping wizard.
Jack : Why? I'll get my head chopped off?
Zhoo : Yes. How did you know?
Jack : Lucky guess. What is it with you people and chopping off heads? I mean really.
Zhoo : It's effective.
Zhoo : [putting his sword to Jack's throat] Anyone who touches the Princess dies. That is the rule.
Jack : No exceptions?
Zhoo : There is no point in having a rule if you have an exception.
Jack : Some... times... it's good to be a little flexible.
Su Lin : I'm hungry, Jack. Bring me swallow nest soup, mmm, roasted snail - the big kind - oh, and duck tongues in a hot chili sauce. Mm-hm.
Zhoo : I'll see what I can do.
[Jack mentions Disneyland]
Zhoo : So what's in Disneyland?
Jack : A lot of princesses.
Zhoo : Oh?
Jack : Chinese one, too.
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