iZombie (TV Series)
Grumpy Old Liv (2015)
Malcolm Goodwin: Clive Babineaux
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Quotes
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[Ravi and Liv show up at the crime scene of a man crushed by a failed jack under a car]
Clive Babineaux : Watch out for the blood.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : This is why I pay someone to fix my car.
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[Liv talks to Clive while an African male gang member keeps trying to get her attention at the police precinct]
Gang Member : Hey, Snowflake. You look like you could use a little color in you, you know what I'm saying?
Clive Babineaux : Sir. Unless you want to spend the night in the cell with Aryan Knights of the New Confederacy, you're gonna need to zip it.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Thanks, Clive. You're one of the good ones.
Clive Babineaux : [Clive slowly stands up from his chair taking Liv's comment as a racial slur] I'm gonna go get myself a coffee and try very hard to forget that you said that.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Clive walks off] What? Oh, it was a compliment.
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[Clive finds Liv in the police precinct snoring away on the couch]
Clive Babineaux : Liv. Liv!
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv gasps] What, already?
Clive Babineaux : Late night?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Suddenly you're Matlock?
Clive Babineaux : Neighbor of the deceased called the tip line, left an unintelligible message. I was gonna run it down. Any visions yet?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yeah. I got a vision of you leaving me the hell alone, so I can catch some shut-eye.
Clive Babineaux : Fine. I'll handle this solo. You take care of that hangover.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, brush the sand out of your crack and relax. I'm just busting your chops, flatfoot.
[Clive freezes, staring back]
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[Byron Thistlewaite tells Liv and Clive about the local teenager that terrorizes the neighborhood]
Byron Thistlewaite : This... This kid, he's, like, the terror of the neighborhood.
Clive Babineaux : What kid?
Byron Thistlewaite : Rodney Ricks. Okay, he's from a couple blocks over. He's a real thug.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sits forward] He's a teenager. Not a bear. Pretend you got a pair and speak up, son.
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[Liv tells Clive that the teenager boy, Rodney Ricks is guilty]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : They brought in that Rodney Ricks kid who killed Wendell.
Clive Babineaux : He did it? You had a vision?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : No! Good God, Lemon, patience! That kid screams guilty. He's wearing makeup, and his pants are hanging so low, they look like a bra for his ass.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sighs] Obama.
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[Liv and Clive begin questioning Rodney Ricks in the interrogation room]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I'm warning you, son. A bunch of good men didn't die face-down in the muck so you could paint your face like a $2 whore.
Clive Babineaux : I think what she means to say is, did you or did you not threaten Mr. Gale?
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[Liv bumps into the nerdy Jimmy Hahn in the police precinct]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Did they find the guy who did that to your hair, or is he still at large?
Clive Babineaux : Jimmy. Jimmy. Hey, never mind her. There are some bear claws in the break room. Why don't you take mine?
Jimmy Hahn : I'm taking hers, too.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, you'll lose a hand!
Jimmy Hahn : I'm not scared of you!
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[Clive and Liv pay a visit to Byron Thistlewaite's home to question him about his missing dog]
Clive Babineaux : Evening, Mr. Thistlewaite. We had a few more...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv quickly interrupts Clive] Where's your dog, Byron?
Byron Thistlewaite : Uh...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : 'Uh. Uh. Uh.' It's a simple question. Don't stall for time. Don't invent a story. Produce the dog.
Byron Thistlewaite : [Byron begins calling for his dog] Lana! Come here, girl.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [the dog comes running from around the corner as Liv exhales] Hmm. As we suspected... You have a dog. That's just a little game we play called, 'Does the person we're questioning have a dog?'