- Professor Frink: This chip synthesizes from all the great voices, from Clark Gable, to Walter Cronkite to Rush Limbaugh. I don't agree with his politics, but his body is a natural echo chamber.
- Homer Simpson: Uh, Professor don't be offended. Do you think it might be your voice?
- Professor Frink: Why, what's wrong with my voice, with the up and down and the extra words and the terminal nonsense in the hoyven clyven wayen. Oh, my God, it's the voice.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Have any of you seen John Frink?
- Moe Syzslak: He ain't here.
- Elizabeth Hoover: But his hover-tronic Frink-a-ma-car is parked outside.
- Homer Simpson: Just go to yoga classes. That's where all the women are.
- Professor Frink: How do you know about yoga classes?
- Homer Simpson: I thought it was yogurt class.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, baby, you're the pork chop with gravy on top, and I'm the apple sauce that brings out your flavor.