- Mitzy Cochran: Listen, police officers, we're gonna need some family time here. We appreciate your public service so much. Thank you. Bye.
- Andy Flynn: Oh, my God. The penguin is in the freezer! Read the clue again. I mean, where did they find these people?
- Chip Cochran: Am I lucky or what?
- Julio Sanchez: If you had been lucky, sir, your wife would've gotten out of the car instead of you, and you wouldn't have the rest of your life to wonder what... you could've done to save her. The, uh, LAPD sympathizes with your loss, sir. Excuse me.
- Chip Cochran: Did Nate send you guys in here, 'cause I told him I'M NOT TALKIN' TO ANYBODY RIGHT NOW! You guys need to wait. Just make an appointment with my publicist.
- Julio Sanchez: You don't ask the LAPD to wait, sir. We ask YOU to wait.
- Bobby G. Monroe: Do you mind if we leap right into business, because Greg Rasenick isn't my only client.
- Rusty Beck: But he IS the only one going to court this year, isn't he? I looked you up. Lots and lots of death penalty cases.
- Bobby G. Monroe: It's my entire practice.
- Rusty Beck: Well, I'm sorry to interrupt it.
- Mitzy Cochran: Hey! You can't cut me off from the world like that.
- Julio Sanchez: The world wants a break.
- Sharon Raydor: I don't know, but in a car with two steering wheels driven by a married couple, I'm gonna have a hard time proving intent.
- Andy Flynn: Run, Reggie, run! It's in the freezer... Oh, my God. How can you walk away from the refrigerator and not open the freezer?
- Mike Tao: Colleen was flirting with Chip, too?
- Andy Flynn: On camera in front of her husband. I mean, besides the interviews they do with the contestants, that was the best part of the show. One minute, this black widow is making eyes with Reggie, and the next, she's winking at Chip.
- Louie Provenza: Well, let me ask you this. What about my Civic? It's a '99. Could someone just break in...
- Mike Tao: You're safe. Well, from hacking.
- Louie Provenza: Flynn, you better be dying.
- Andy Flynn: I'm watching you on the news. You look better from behind than you do from the front.
- Louie Provenza: You're supposed to be resting.
- Andy Flynn: I'm just enjoying your show.
- Sharon Raydor: Ask the Lieutenant to have Julio meet me at the hospital.
- Andy Flynn: Yeah, Sharon says she would like...
- [Beep]
- Andy Flynn: Hello? What? He hung up on me.