Major Crimes (TV Series)
Taking the Fall (2015)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
Quotes
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Louie Provenza : [hoping to scoot out from the investigation to retrieve a ham from a free-range butcher] So what are we investigating, a scuffle between two saints?
Julio Sanchez : [to Sharon] Oh, I wouldn't say that. According to the HR department at Hamilton/Lockwood where Mr. Palmer worked, there were two complaints filed against him professionally. One through his office, accusing him of making sexually inappropriate remarks and jokes, ma'am...
Louie Provenza : Oh, well, did you write any of the jokes down?
[chuckles]
Louie Provenza : [noting Capt. Raydor's disapproving gaze] Well, you know, just to see how inflammatory they were.
Sharon Raydor : Don't lose your ham, Lieutenant.
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Dr. Liu : As a result of the fall, Mr. Flynn, the blood clot has moved to a more dangerous position.
Sharon Raydor : More dangerous?
Dr. Liu : [indicating lower neck to behind the ear] Yeah. This is where it was. It's migrated to here.
Dr. Liu : [to Flynn] Closer to you brain! Okay?
Louie Provenza : How do you describe that medically?
Dr. Liu : By saying "Oh, boy, do we need to operate, Mr. Flynn."
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Louie Provenza : God, pumpkin soup. Add it to the list of things I will NEVER understand.
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Louie Provenza : Uh-huh. Road rage. The holiday season has begun.
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Buzz Watson : [about their reticent suspect] Maybe he's the strong silent type.
Louie Provenza : Yeah, but does he speak softly and carry a big tire iron?