God's Not Dead 2 (2016)

Andres Saenz Hudson: Bailiff

Quotes 

• Reverend Jude : Hey, what are you doing?

  Rev. Dave : I'm just, you know, reading the paper while my laptop goes through my online jury orientation.

  Reverend Jude : Well, shouldn't you be paying attention?

  Bailiff : [Dave unmutes the audio]  Please remember, consumption of alcoholic beverages, nonprescription drugs, and weapons are prohibited in the courtroom.

  Reverend Jude : [Dave re-mutes it]  Still, isn't it your civic duty?

  Rev. Dave : Theoretically, yeah, but Matthew 22:14.

  Reverend Jude : Oh, "Many are called, few are chosen."

  Rev. Dave : Exactly. 300 people show up, they sit around for eight hours, and at the end of the day, they all go home, having not been selected. Statistically, I have a better chance of being hit by lightning.

• Bailiff : All rise.

  Judge Stennis : [sitting down at the bench]  You may be seated.

  [Pastor Dave remains standing] 

  Judge Stennis : Juror number 12, is there something you'd like to say?

  Rev. Dave : I'm sorry, Your Honor, I gotta...

  Judge Stennis : [Dave collapses]  Bailiff, call paramedics.

  Pete Kane : [to his second chair]  Well, I guess that proves there is no God, 'cause they just lost the only juror they could count on.