The Simpsons (TV Series)

Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (2016)

Sofía Vergara: Carol Berrera

Quotes 

• Martin Prince : How many hospitals did you help to build?

  Carol Berrera : Negative 3.

• Carol Berrera : I have been looking at your file, and I'm worried that you're falling behind the other students.

  Bart Simpson : I'm troubled, Ma'am. I need a firm but pretty hand.

  Carol Berrera : Would you like to have Martin Prince tutor you?

  Bart Simpson : No! Last time he went to my house, he talked about bird watching all day. Even my mom got sick of it, and she loves boredom.

• Bart Simpson : [Thinking]  I finally have a cool teacher! What am I doing? I'm sitting up straight, my hands are folded like a nerd...

  Carol Berrera : Yes?

  Bart Simpson : [Thinking]  And now my hand is up! All right, time to show this naïve young veteran what happens when you call on Bart Simpson.

  Bart Simpson : Ma'am, my name is Bart, and I am glad to have you as my teacher.

  Bart Simpson : [Thinking]  What the hell?