The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Convict Mentor (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
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Quotes
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Jake Broderick : Question: how is it that second graders have ten pages math homework a night?
Laura Diamond : They get ten pages per week. I just make them do all ten on your night
Jake Broderick : How is that fair?
Laura Diamond : Next week, I'll send their dirty laundry instead. Just don't forget you need bleach to get out the skid marks and you really got to get in there
Jake Broderick : I'm good with math!
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Max Carnegie : You will never ever in a zillion years guess who is on my phone
Laura Diamond : Captain Hauser
Max Carnegie : Good guess
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Captain Nancy Santiani : Oh, Diamond! An incoming call. Body at a Laundromat on Broome, stabbing, drugs. You and Roger
Laura Diamond : Oh, captain, I would love to, but I just got hit with an avalanche of cramps. Is your little friend visiting? Beause I'm usually next week. Maybe our cycles have synced up. Unless you don't... anymore
Captain Nancy Santiani : Hmm, hard to image the day you and I will sync up on anything
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Billy Soto : Closed that Laundromat stabbing you punted to us
Meredith Bose : In 8 eight hours flat
[she and Billy high five]
Laura Diamond : Okay, I liked you both better before you were a couple
Meredith Bose : We're not a couple
Billy Soto : Not at all
Laura Diamond : Whatever
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Laura Diamond : [Doorbell rings] Make sure you look out the window! Anyone who rings the bell this early is not a nice person!
Harrison Broderick , Nicholas Broderick : [Seeing Jake entering] Daddy!
Nanny Alicia : You may want to withdraw that last comment
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Laura Diamond : [On the phone with Max] I need you to check again, with Max Carnegie depth!
Max Carnegie : [Seeing Santiana walking in, whispers] Something wicked this way comes
Laura Diamond : Huh?
Captain Nancy Santiani : Give me that!
[Max hands the phone]
Captain Nancy Santiani : I assume this is the rogue detective
Laura Diamond : Oh, I get it. Tell Max: touché
Captain Nancy Santiani : No! I am telling you: get back to this precinct, now!
[throws phone back to Max]
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Max Carnegie : [Bringing a salad on a strange looking tray] Hungry?
Laura Diamond : I already ate
Max Carnegie : Ahum!
Max Carnegie : [Looks up from her paperwork] Oh, actually I am starving!
Max Carnegie : Oh, may I offer you a seasonal vegetable salad on a bed of background checks for every Wakefield prison guard
Laura Diamond : Oh, it is delicious!
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Captain Nancy Santiani : [after Laura explained her theory] I am somewhat convinced
[Laura starts to smile]
Captain Nancy Santiani : Oh! Don't even thing being smug
Laura Diamond : Copy that