Elementary (TV Series)

All My Exes Live in Essex (2015)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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• Sherlock Holmes : There's also a song that appeals to me as a detective. It's a mystery about dogs and who may have let them out.

• Sherlock Holmes : At the very least, this has proven the wisdom of continuously training in the combat arts. You do, of course, need to work on your defense. You allowed Cortes to land far too many punches.

  Dr. Joan Watson : I did. But all that matters is that I landed the last one.

• Sherlock Holmes : Unlike hand grenades, handcuffs do not reward near misses.

• Detective Marcus Bell : They're here, but they're not happy.

  Sherlock Holmes : I assume you kept them separate so they can't coordinate their stories.

  Captain Thomas Gregson : Yeah, like five married people could ever agree on anything.

• [as Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson work for over ten minutes on picking the locks of a new line of handcuffs marketed as "un-pickable," Joan's smartphone rings, using a ringtone Sherlock detests] 

  Sherlock Holmes : You're still using that ringtone?

  Dr. Joan Watson : You still haven't cracked my new passcode to change it?