iZombie (TV Series)
Real Dead Housewife of Seattle (2015)
Rose McIver: Olivia Moore
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Quotes
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[Liv gives Ravi a lecture back at the lab]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Okay, you've literally forgotten the meaning of the word 'Literally'
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : It's not my fault! All my friends are cold-hearted bitches, and that includes the men. Why is everyone abandoning me? Why?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv throws her bag down and sits on the couch] I'm sorry. I just really need a pinot and some salty chocolate right now.
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[Liv prepares to eat the brains of Taylor Fowler]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I've never had a lady-who-lunches for lunch.
[the scene cuts to the scenes of Liv slicing Taylor's brain, a tomato, opening a can of tuna, biting into her tuna salad]
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : She looks as tasty as she was tasteful.
[Ravi eats a handful of cheerios from a jar]
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[Liv comments on Clive's suit and tie]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : You ever think about a pocket square, a little splash of color.
Clive Babineaux : [silently replies] Every time I get dressed.
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[Liv questions Vaughn Du Clarke on how many times he slept with Taylor Fowler]
Vaughn Du Clarke : Zero, Miss Moore. Zero. We were not lovers. At the risk of sounding like a cliché, I prefer younger women. Blonder women.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv looks to Clive beside her] Are you just gonna let him talk to me like that?
Clive Babineaux : Like what?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv throws her water at Du Clarke] I'm not your little whore!
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[Liv talks to Clive at the auto body shop as they're leaving]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, I'll just wait here. For you to pull up the car.
Clive Babineaux : What am I, Driving Miss Crazy?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I didn't know I would be walking today. This is more of a sitting shoe. Super cute though, huh? Look how long they make my legs look.
Clive Babineaux : You need to use those long legs and get yourself to my car.
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[Liv tells Clive what she see's in her vision about Terrence Fowler]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : When we interviewed Terrence, he already knew that Taylor was sleeping with Vaughn. I saw the moment he learned about the affair. He was pulling his fist out of a wall. Eek!
Clive Babineaux : So when he sat at that coffee table, it was all an act.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I thought you'd be more surprised.
Clive Babineaux : I'm speechless surprised.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I know, but I was hoping for something, like...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv in a whisper gives a high pitch moan] Ah!
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[Liv walks into the police precinct with a full dress on and pair of boots]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Good, you're here. I just had to see what you think of these bad girls. If they don't make you want to cross-dress, I don't know what will.
Clive Babineaux : You ever hear of casual Friday?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : You ever hear of casual elegance? What's wrong, were your bib overalls in your wash tub?
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[Liv and Bethany Miller go through Liv's closet of dresses]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Bethany pulls out one of Peyton's dresses] That belonged to someone. A long time ago, we used to be friends.
Bethany Miller : Hmm.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv pulls out a bottle of red wine] Ready to try on something red?
Bethany Miller : White is so last bottle.
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[Clive and Liv wish Bethany Miller the stylist a good stay in prison]
Clive Babineaux : Enjoy prison.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv sarcastically tells the stylist] What doesn't orange go with?
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[Liv asks both Clive and Ravi out for drinks and a bite to eat]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hey, later-later, like Friday, I was thinking we could all grab a drink after work, maybe get a bite to eat? I mean, if you guys are free. It's just been a while since we got together.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Friday's tricky, yeah. I've been seeing Stephanie. You know, the girl I met at the club. Been seeing a lot of her, actually. She's trying to get Friday night off work so she can fix me a home-cooked meal. Turns out, right, she's got this whole Martha Stewart side to her. Which combined with her raw honesty and lack of intellectual pretense giving me a sense of emotional intimacy I've not felt in a long time, you know?
Clive Babineaux : [Liv quietly stares at Clive who answers] Can't, busy.
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[Clive and Liv interview the sophisticated Alex Towne]
Clive Babineaux : Liv, anything you want to ask?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yes. Your bag. Is it a Stella?
Alex Towne : [Alex Towne holds up her bag] Timeless, isn't it?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I can't even.
Alex Towne : I wasn't sure if it would be appropriate for a police interview.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : It's perfect. It's businesslike but with an informality that says, I'm not a 'suspect'.
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[Liv comes to the lab wearing a bright blue dress, wearing make-up, with straight hair]
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm confused. Is this a Seattle morgue or a Milan catwalk?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : You like? It's my roommate's. I literally had nothing to wear until she gave me a free pass to raid her closet. I thought this was a good look for work, because I wear this dress like someone's paying me to.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, as I do with this.
[Ravi gives a twist in his lab coat]
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[Major talks to Liv at the Max Rager headquarters]
Major Lilywhite : Hey, Liv. New nails?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv replies disgruntledly] Now you're talking to me? Because I'm kinda busy. Sound familiar? And, yes, they're new. The color is called, 'Sorry, Beyonce' and I might be in love with it.
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[Clive and Liv interview the stylist Bethany Miller, who comments on Liv's shoes]
Bethany Miller : Those shoes are amaze, by the way.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Thanks. They're actually my roommate's. I'm looking to find some that are like them, but...
Bethany Miller : Strappier.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yes.
Bethany Miller : Possibly in suede.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv with a big smile on her face] Can you crawl back out of my mind?
Clive Babineaux : [Clive breaks the conversation between both girls] Can I ask a non-shoe related question?
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[Liv goes out shopping with the stylist Bethany Miller]
Bethany Miller : Look what I found for you.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Bethany holds up a red dress] That is so cute. I literally want to die, just so that I can be buried in it.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv pulls out her credit card to the cashier] Start a tab.
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[Liv looks through a catalog of women next to Officer Clive Babineaux]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv laughs] It's like a catalog of skanks.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv see's a photo of a girl sucking on her finger] Oh, take your finger out of your mouth, sweetie, that's full of herpes.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv see's a photo of a teenager looking girl] Little Miss Jailbait. 'Likes to be pampered.' As in diapers?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv see's a photo of a girl licking on a lollipop] Oh, this one reminds me that I need to take out the trash...
Clive Babineaux : Meow. Someone has their acrylic tips out.
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[Liv and Bethany are trying out dresses while out shopping together]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] Sometimes you have to move on from an old friend. And when you do, sometimes there's a new friend waiting. Someone who helps you see that in life, at the end of the day...
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv's phone rings and she answers it with] Hello?
Clive Babineaux : [Clive on the phone] Liv. I think I know who hired Joe to kill Taylor. It was Terrence's personal stylist, Bethany.
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[Liv talks to Clive on the phone while she's in the dressing stall, as Clive tells Liv the truth about Bethany being the murderer]
Clive Babineaux : [Clive on the phone] Where are you right now?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Um, shopping.
Clive Babineaux : [on the phone] Why are you whispering.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Because I'm in Hauter Than Hell with Bethany.
Clive Babineaux : [on the phone] You are, why?
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Well, she's getting me 40% off.
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[Liv picks up a bottle of Cannonfire alcohol for her birthday alone]
Liquor Store Clerk : [the clerk reads Liv's birth date] Hey, it's your birthday. Looks like we're having quite the party.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Massive. All my friends will be there.
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[Liv arrives home discussing that her only friend just may be an alcoholic drink]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating] What was I saying back at the boutique about friends? Oh, right. Lose one, find another. Hello, friend. Happy birthday to me. Hey, maybe I should invent a special cocktail. One part spicy whiskey, two parts zombie tears, a dash of hot sauce. I'll call it the 'Liv & Learn'. Because maybe this is the way it's gonna be from now on.
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[Liv asks Gilda where the birthday cake for her came from]
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : So I don't have you to thank for the birthday cake?
Gilda : No. Some chick came by, waited around a bit, but then she had to fly. I'm sorry, I use the names part of my brain to store body envy. This girl had several parts I'd kill for. And a beauty mark right where I wanted to punch her.
Gilda : [Gilda laughs, then points to her upper lip] Here.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [Liv smiles with slight tears in her eyes, looking back down at the cake] Her name is Peyton.
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Clive Babineaux : What happened back in Vaughn's office?
[Gilda is eavesdropping from an office alcove]
Clive Babineaux : I assume you had one of your psychic visions that told you Vaughn was sleeping with Taylor.
Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Yeah. The kind I'd like to erase. The man has sex with an ankh necklace on. On a leather cord!
