iZombie (TV Series)

The Hurt Stalker (2015)

Leanne Lapp: Gilda

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gilda : [Gilda finds Liv in their kitchen, as Liv downs a bottle of hot sauce out of the fridge]  Good morning, stranger. Hangover cure?

  Olivia Moore : Just a weird craving. At least it's not hollandaise sauce, right?

• [Gilda taste tests the bubblegum and yellow Super Max flavors] 

  Gilda : [Gilda exhales]  Ugh. Mystery solved. Yellow represents its urine flavor. Can you register some concern with my news? You had me move in with her, so you wouldn't get blind-sided by this sort of thing.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Stay on task, sweetie.

  Gilda : [Gilda coughs at the second sample]  Go with the urine-flavor.

• [Gilda and Vaughn Du Clark discuss Liv's discovery of a zombie killer] 

  Gilda : So, the thought of a zombie who works for the police and hates you, finding out we're killing zombies really isn't worth worrying about?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Okay, so you really think she's going to go to all her cop buddies, and say, 'Hey, everyone! Zombies exist!' 'Let's go arrest all those guys who rid the world of zombies.' Please.

  Gilda : Maybe. Or maybe she just gets hungry one night and decides to eat you.

• [Gilda teases Vaughn Du Clark about decorating his office after his murder] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : As I know you've already redecorated my office in your mind, you can only hope.

  Gilda : I'll be going with a mid-century vibe. Desk facing north. Warhol originals. Your Elon Musk Bobble-head in the trash.

  [Gilda sarcastically chuckles while walking away] 

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells Gilda Max Rager has a new lab team] 

  Gilda : Wait! Who is this? Where's Dr. Irving?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Oh, lab accident. Dr. Lockett's getting his big break.

  Gilda : [Gilda scoffs]  They're like drummers for Spinal Tap.

• [Gilda comes home and finds jealous-brain Liv on Major's Facebook page] 

  Gilda : Well, look who's home for once.

  Olivia Moore : [Liv talks at her laptop]  You slut!

  Gilda : [Gilda hesitates]  Um... Whatcha doing?

  Olivia Moore : Making a list of all the women who comment or post on Major's Facebook entries. This is bad, huh?

  Gilda : It isn't good.

• [Liv tells Gilda about all the women she found on Major's Facebook page] 

  Olivia Moore : Well, I started out just looking for one name. But once I started poking around, I started noticing all these chicks throwing themselves at my man. Oh, 'So true, Major. Violence is bad. Keep fighting the good fight.' Classic whore line. 'A bunch of us are going out for karaoke. You should come with.' Toss your panties at him, Jezebel.

  Gilda : Wow!