The Pirates of Somalia (2017)
Al Pacino: Seymour Tolbin
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Quotes
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Seymour Tolbin : Name's... Seymour Tolbin.
Jay Bahadur : Seymour Tolbin?
Seymour Tolbin : Yeah.
Jay Bahadur : Oh my God, you're one of my favorite journalists of all time!
Seymour Tolbin : So you're a journalist?
Jay Bahadur : No. I mean... yeah, I wanna be.
Seymour Tolbin : You wanna make it as some big journalist, you gotta go somewhere... crazy.
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Jay Bahadur : caawa waxaan cabbeynaa.
Seymour Tolbin : That's Somali?
Jay Bahadur : Yes.
Seymour Tolbin : What does it mean?
Jay Bahadur : "Tonight, we drink."
Seymour Tolbin : Oh, that's good to hear. I thought you were gonna say, "Tonight, we fuck."
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Seymour Tolbin : You read too much... Fuck more girls, instead.
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Jay Bahadur : Name's Bahadur, here to see Dr. Fleshman about my back.
Katlyn : Have you ever been here before?
Jay Bahadur : No.
Katlyn : All right, you'll just need to fill out these forms.
Jay Bahadur : Right.
Katlyn : You okay?
Jay Bahadur : Yeah, I just hurt my back, figured I'd get a jump on being a senior citizen.
Seymour Tolbin : So, you busting on grey hairs? To make a move on Kaitlyn, eh?
Jay Bahadur : Excuse me?
Seymour Tolbin : That's all right, I understand... I'd take down all of humanity just to bang her.
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Seymour Tolbin : Fuck Harvard.