The wealth of material provided by umpteen seasons of the hit series is squandered in this inevitable porno imitation. Director Marc Weston is a hack's hack -kicked upstairs to helm after working on many a lousy Axel Braun epic.
The four vignettes avoid violence, wimpy as possible in that department via latterday pornographers' fear of mixing sex & violence, a no-no it would seem. Closest to that is bloodless clubbiing of folks by the It inspired clown, using bowling pins off-camera.
Opener is silly, a latex full-body fetish suit for f*cking, in a way overlong sex scene with dumb "surprise" ending.
Sex with nuns follows, well-performed by Sarah Vandella and lovely Pristine Edge in threesome with Ryan Driller, he being left-over from the first vignette. Another dumb ending.
Immortality is used merely as a dumb joke in the next IR threesome pitting voodoo lord Sean Michaels vs. Kira Noir and Dahlia Sky.
An opportunity for satire/parody wasted, as none of the original's style or atmosphere is captured at all.
The four vignettes avoid violence, wimpy as possible in that department via latterday pornographers' fear of mixing sex & violence, a no-no it would seem. Closest to that is bloodless clubbiing of folks by the It inspired clown, using bowling pins off-camera.
Opener is silly, a latex full-body fetish suit for f*cking, in a way overlong sex scene with dumb "surprise" ending.
Sex with nuns follows, well-performed by Sarah Vandella and lovely Pristine Edge in threesome with Ryan Driller, he being left-over from the first vignette. Another dumb ending.
Immortality is used merely as a dumb joke in the next IR threesome pitting voodoo lord Sean Michaels vs. Kira Noir and Dahlia Sky.
An opportunity for satire/parody wasted, as none of the original's style or atmosphere is captured at all.