The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Rue Britannia/Earl and Water Don't Mix or Next Time, Take the Drain (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Belcher, Mr. Lamb, Physician, Dudley Do-Right, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Filcher : Oh, how we grieve our dear uncle's passing.

  Belcher : Oh, how we miss him.

  Jay : Oh, how much did he leave us?

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [after noticing "Rue Britannia" written on Bullwinkle's foot]  Bullwinkle, your foot!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sure, it's my foot. I got another one just like it. They come in pairs, you know.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But, Bullwinkle...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sometimes they come in apples and kumquats, but mostly in pears.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [seeing the Crankcase nephews out the porthole]  Look out this porthole, Rock. They got the strangest-looking porpoises in these waters.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Those aren't porpoises, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What then, Mermen?

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [singing in the shower]  Oh, I hate my uncle, but I love my antlers. 'Cause antlers are a moose's best friend!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [upon noticing there were three drivers in the taxicab]  Three drivers? That's funny.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't know. Sounds like a pretty straight line to me.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No, I mean I think we've seen those fellas before.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, probably in another episode.

• Narrator : It looked like the boys were gooners.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's goners.

  Narrator : Fortunately, though, the S.S. Flotsom settled easily into only three feet of water due to a handy sandbar.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Whew! For a second there, I thought we were gooners.

  Narrator : That's goners.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, this ship is sinking!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sure is. What would cause an odor like that?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sinking! SINKING!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh.