- Marge Simpson: Don't worry, Grandpa. You're a veteran of every branch of the service. the VA hospital will take care of you.
- Lisa Simpson: Aren't those the hospitals they call America's shame?
- Homer Simpson: A lot of things are America's shame, sweety.
- Marge Simpson: We can visit Mariel Hemmingway's father's house.
- Homer Simpson: Apparently he was a writer, like Mindy Kaling.
- Marge Simpson: Cuba sounds a little dangerous. Why don't we try Canada?
- Grandpa Simpson: I don't want to go there, now that the commie Trudeau is in charge. We're going to Cuba.
- Homer Simpson: So let me get this straight. This Paladar is a restaurant, but it's also a house?
- Marge Simpson: That's right.
- Homer Simpson: So I don't have to do the dishes?
- Bart Simpson: You don't do the dishes at home.
- Homer Simpson: Never discuss personal business in front of the Cubans.