- Paul: Tell me, Carl. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.
- Carl: Alright, well I was upstairs.
- Paul: Okay.
- Carl: I was, I was sitting in my room.
- Paul: Yes.
- Carl: Reading a book.
- Paul: Go on.
- Carl: And uh, well this guy walked in.
- Paul: Okay.
- Carl: So I went up to him.
- Paul: Yes.
- Carl: And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
- Paul: *Caarrrllll*, that kills people!
- Carl: Oh, oh, well I-I-I didn't know that.
- Paul: How could you not know that?
- Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.