iZombie (TV Series)

Physician, Heal Thy Selfie (2016)

Aly Michalka: Peyton Charles

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• [Peyton and Ravi share a drink together when she tells him about her college days] 

  Peyton Charles : When I was in college, I had this professor, and when he'd hand out the Friday quiz, he'd say, 'Duck soup for you, Sweetheart.' I think he thought it was easier for me than everyone else. But I was probably working twice as hard.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah, before you moved in, I just thought you were a fembot that plugged into a charging station at night.

• [Ravi gets too tipsy to stay up with Peyton at night] 

  Peyton Charles : No, no. Don't go.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I must. I know how this turns out. It's like the shots contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You're Karen Allen, and I'm the fat Nepalese guy that ends up under the table.

• [Ravi tries to beg for Peyton to stay with him and Major] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Stay here. You know, you'll have two men living with you, one's practically a Greek God, who's turned his body into a finely-tuned weapon, and, of course, Major. And either of us would do anything for you.

  Peyton Charles : My new place has a 24-hour doorman and a hot tub.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : The Major will serve as our doorman. All right? He's great with doors. The opening. The closing. And I will make sure your tub time's hot as hell.

• [Peyton arrives at Ravi's house for a sleepover] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [when Peyton apologizes]  Don't be sorry, we love having you here. Although, you do have a habit of picking the marshmallows out of my cereal, leaving me with a less-than-ideal ratio of marshmallow to crunchy bits, but, you know, I'll let that slide...

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [when Ravi sees that Peyton's been crying]  Oh, no, Peyton. What is it?

  Peyton Charles : I screwed up at work.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Can I do anything? I mean, because if you want me to pick every last marshmallow bear out of that box for you... I'll do it.

• [Peyton and Ravi drink one last night together and talk about zombies] 

  Peyton Charles : Look, I know one thing. If I ever was turned into a zombie, my first order of business would be to scratch you. I'd be like, 'Oh, man! I'm a zombie.' Scratch!

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Seems a little self-serving, but okay.

  Peyton Charles : No way am I doing this whole zombie thing without you.

• [Peyton and Ravi hug each other goodbye] 

  Peyton Charles : You're the best.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You know, for the record, I'd be very sad to see you go. My liver, on the other hand, is like, 'Good riddance.'

• [Peyton and Ravi drink together as Ravi compliments her] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I don't know what happened at work, but I promise, the only opinion you need to worry about is your own.

  Peyton Charles : It's a pretty low opinion right now.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, it shouldn't be. You are formidable. I mean, you're clever and disciplined.

  Peyton Charles : Hardly.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Those are just the top tier qualities. All right? You're also clearly blessed with a hollow leg.

• [Peyton tells Blaine off after finding out his true identity] 

  Peyton Charles : For the record, all you are to me is a giant mistake.

• [Peyton reveals to Blaine that Liv is her friend] 

  Peyton Charles : [Liv stands at Peyton's side]  Blaine thinks he and I could have something special.

  Olivia Moore : Aww, he swiped right. I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, but how do you spin that bio? 'I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, or we could just murder and chill.' 'My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriend.'

• [Peyton sees Liv tweet a selfie photo of them both that she just took] 

  Peyton Charles : Did you just tweet that photo of us? Hashtag 'friendship goals.' Hashtag 'booty had me like what'?

  Olivia Moore : [Liv with a smile on her face]  Not cool?

  Peyton Charles : Uh, little weird.

• [Peyton tells Ravi that she tried quitting her job] 

  Peyton Charles : Man, you work up the nerve to resign and your boss gets abducted.

• [Peyton asks Ravi if he won't mind if she stays with him a while longer] 

  Peyton Charles : You don't mind me staying in your hair a little longer?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I do mind. Yeah, you know... But Nietzsche taught us that to live is to suffer.