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Fifty Shades of Grey Matter (2016)

David Anders: Blaine DeBeers

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Quotes 

• [Blaine sits in the interrogation room at the police precinct wearing handcuffs] 

  Blaine DeBeers : I'm chafing a little here. I suppose it's too much to ask for the fuzzy ones?

• [Peyton asks Blaine about his haircut] 

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton starts combing Blaine's hair]  So, this hair...

  Blaine DeBeers : Mm-hmm?

  Peyton Charles : How much product do you got working in here?

  Blaine DeBeers : It's just a dollop of pomade and I'm out the door.

• [Peyton makes out with Blaine on the couch] 

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton stares at Blaine]  I think you put some serious time into this look.

  Blaine DeBeers : Well, we can't all look like we were created in a lab by 14 year-old boys, can we?

  [as Blaine continues kissing Peyton] 

• [Peyton stops Clive from interrogating Blaine] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [to Peyton]  You look good on a white horse.

• [Peyton and Blaine share accents with how drunk whiskey makes them] 

  Peyton Charles : [Peyton in a southern accent]  I don't know what it is, but it makes me drunk southern. Uh-huh.

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine in a southern accent]  Mmm-hmm. What about champagne?

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine in a French accent]  Do you go French? Ooh! What about tequila?

  Peyton Charles : Oh, God, no. You do not want to know what happens to me when I drink tequila.

  Blaine DeBeers : I'm pretty sure I do.

  Peyton Charles : No. No.

  Blaine DeBeers : Yes. As for me...

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine in a Cockney accent]  I go drunk Cockney, I do. Oh! A cuppa mudder's ruin, luv, an it's all 'Varder those bonnie lallies.' Etcetera, etcetera.