Galavant (TV Series)

Do the D'DEW (2016)

Vinnie Jones: King Gareth

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Quotes 

• [Madalena removes her crown and approaches Isabella with rage in her eyes] 

  Jester : Yes! Catfight!

  Gareth : Finally! I've been waiting two seasons for this!

• Chester Wormwood : Not only am I the most respected wedding planner in the land, I'm also a practitioner of the dark arts. A master of the D'DEW.

  Madalena : What's that?

  Barry : Dark Dark Evil Way. The D'DEW.

  Chester Wormwood : Shut up, Barry!... What he said is right.

  Gareth : Why do you call it the "D'DEW?" Wouldn't it be simpler just to say "the DEW?"

  Madalena : Good one.

  Chester Wormwood : No, no, no. The way isn't just dark... it's *dark, dark.*

• [rapping] 

  Madalena : I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler. And check out the bling - I'm your kingdom's new ruler!

  Gareth : Boom!

  Madalena : Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown.

  Isabella : The serf may be up, but I'm taking you down.

  Jester : Ooh, yeah!

  Isabella : Enough pleasantry. You're queen presently, but, hon, you're just one of the peasantry! Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk. You'll just have to deal.

  Madalena : Oh, I'll deal with you, punk!

• [singing] 

  Isabella : It's a dark season, and it's been all along. A grim season - there's no point in pretending!

  Gareth : For some reason, we're still singing this song.

  Madalena : But this time, with a d'doozy of an ending!

  [Madalena's eyes flash bright red] 

  Gareth : What just happened?

  Madalena : What?

  Gareth : I thought...

  Madalena : Oh, look! A squirrel!