Galavant (TV Series)

Do the D'DEW (2016)

Robert Lindsay: Wormwood

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Quotes 

• Madalena : I'm ready to do whatever I need to join the Dark, Dark Evil Wa...

  [Wormwood turns around, a knife in his hand and a baby under his arm] 

  Chester Wormwood : Excellent!

  Madalena : Oh, God, no! Sorry. That's beyond even me.

  [beat] 

  Madalena : Oh, fine, give it here.

  Chester Wormwood : No, no, it's all right. I'm just babysitting for one of the kitchen staff. I was cutting up a peach for the little chap.

• Chester Wormwood : Not only am I the most respected wedding planner in the land, I'm also a practitioner of the dark arts. A master of the D'DEW.

  Madalena : What's that?

  Barry : Dark Dark Evil Way. The D'DEW.

  Chester Wormwood : Shut up, Barry!... What he said is right.

  Gareth : Why do you call it the "D'DEW?" Wouldn't it be simpler just to say "the DEW?"

  Madalena : Good one.

  Chester Wormwood : No, no, no. The way isn't just dark... it's *dark, dark.*

• [Wormwood brandishes a knife that he was using to cut a peach] 

  Chester Wormwood : I think with these powers, you'll definitely win the war. And I think you'll find the D'DEW folks are a fun group of people to be with!

  Madalena : So is there like a ceremony or something?

  Chester Wormwood : No, you just sign a contract for your immortal soul. Uh, where did I put it?

  [Wormwood hands Madalena the knife and looks for the contract] 

  Chester Wormwood : Ah, here. If you...

  [Madalena squeals as she slices open her palm] 

  Chester Wormwood : No, no, no! You don't have to sign in blood. I just gave you the knife to hold. A quill's fine! Yes, but points for enthusiasm though.

• Chester Wormwood : D'DEW is the most powerful force to ever exist. With it, you can control events, bend them to your will, turn everything to your favor... It's also helped me with my stubborn tummy fat.