- Frank Murphy: Bill, I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?
- Bill Murphy: Yep.
- Frank Murphy: Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
- Bill Murphy: Sure, Dad.
- Frank Murphy: Good, 'cause then I will come right home, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall.
- Maureen Murphy: Daddy Bill flicked his cereal at me.
- Frank Murphy: Knock it off Bill
- Bill Murphy: She started it.
- Frank Murphy: Well, I started you, and I can end you. Be nice to your sister someday you'll be sleeping on her couch after your first divorce.
- Bill Murphy: Maureen! Maureen! Where are you?
- Maureen Murphy: [Maureen giggles]
- [glass shatters]
- Ben: Nice lets try this big fucker.
- [Referring to a big light bulb]
- Ben: .
- Bill Murphy: Don't throw that! If she gets hurt my dad's gonna kill me!
- Maureen Murphy: I won't get hurt.
- [Annoyed]
- Maureen Murphy: .
- Ben: It's okay, we's insulated.
- Maureen Murphy: I think I'm allergic to my pink pillow.
- Bill Murphy: This is stupid. Let's just play something where Maureen won't get hurt.