People You May Know (I) (2017)

Nicholas Rutherford: Will

Quotes 

• Will : Go to the party at least.

  Jed : Well, are you gonna come with me or not?

  Will : I don't know. Dave's got this work thing...

  Jed : [interrupts]  There's an open bar.

  Will : I'll-I'll be there for my best friend when he needs me. So, I'll be there, with you and Dave's just gonna have to understand that we are also independent. We are connected by the heart but separated by... when there's free alcohol involved.

• Will : He's got a lot of heart. And dick. He's gotta thick ass dick, like radius wise. You know, it's... perfectly shaped for... anyone. It's like, it morphs to shape of your body to fill you up whoever, uh... I'm his wingman. How am I doing?

  Tasha : Subtle.