Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)
Cassi Davis: Aunt Bam
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Quotes
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Aunt Bam : [takes a card out of her blouse] I got a prescription!
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Brian : Listen, we have never spanked our children, ever. We didn't do that, we weren't those kinds of parents.
Hattie : Well that's the problem right there.
Aunt Bam : That's right.
Madea : That's right, that's right. Whoop her. Baby, let me tell you something, I'm not telling you to go up there and abuse no child, even though I got a hammer in my purse, I'm just kidding about the hammer.
[to Hattie]
Madea : No I'm not.
[to Brian]
Madea : But listen, what I'm trying to get you to understand is very very simple, son. Hear me clearly. A little love tap never hurt nobody.
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Police Officer #1 : We got a call from this house about an underaged girl at a frat party?
Aunt Bam : Uh...
[Jamaican accent]
Aunt Bam : No Englese, I'm... from Jamaica.
Police Officer #1 : They speak English in Jamaica.
Aunt Bam : Well then I'm from Me-hi-co!
Police Officer #1 : Como usta usted?
Aunt Bam : Well then I'm from China.
[Cop responds in Chinese]
Aunt Bam : Ah! You speaking in tongues?
Police Officer #1 : I went to college.
Aunt Bam : And I love Jesus. Yes, I do, too.
Police Officer #1 : We all do too.
Aunt Bam : Amen.
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Hattie : Hey, Brian!
Brian : Hello, Miss Hattie, how you doing?
Hattie : Hey, gimme a hug, Brian!
Brian : [laughs nervously] Oh, no, no, no, I'll pass on that. I'll pass on that.
Hattie : Why?
Aunt Bam : You know why. Every time you hug up on him, you thrust your pelvis into his.
Hattie : What? He a grown-ass man, he can take it.
Brian : I don't *want* to take it, Miss Hattie.
Hattie : You can take it if you want it, Brian.
Brian : I don't want it.
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Aunt Bam : I was so worried at my house, you know I'm scared of everything. Scared. Of. Everything. And this Halloween stuff just give me the creeps.
Madea : She don't like, she don't like Haller-ween.
Aunt Bam : Mm-mm. Don't like it at all, it just give me the creeps. But now I'm all right, 'cause we all here together
Madea : All together.
Aunt Bam : That's right.
Madea : Together.
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Tiffany : Look what I brought home from school.
Joe : What the hell's that?
Tiffany : It's a ghost board, Grandpa.
Joe : Get that, get that the hell on out of here.
Aunt Bam : No ma'am, uh-uh, get that devilment out of here.
Tiffany : No, it's fun. It's how you communicate with the dead.
Madea : You heard her, get it on out of here, honey. We don't play with stuff like that. Get that up out of here.
Tiffany : No, it's fun.
Madea : I'ma tell you right now, if you open it, that's what you're gonna be. Dead! You gonna be on the other side, honey. We don't play with stuff like that.