Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)

Diamond White: Tiffany

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Quotes 

• Jonathan : [about Madea]  She's not going to call the cops, is she?

  Tiffany : No, she has a lot of warrants. She's crazy but not *that* crazy.

• Tiffany : That was so wrong!

  Aday : I know... but at least I'm alive.

  Tiffany : [hugs her]  I'm sorry.

• Tiffany : [to Madea and the others]  Okay well I'm tired of talking to you old people, so I'm going back upstairs.

  Aday : [to Madea]  Nice to meet you.

  [follows Tiffany] 

  Joe : There's something inside me that want to go grab that girl and slap the shit out of her, but I'm not gonna do it.

• Tiffany : Look what I brought home from school.

  Joe : What the hell's that?

  Tiffany : It's a ghost board, Grandpa.

  Joe : Get that, get that the hell on out of here.

  Aunt Bam : No ma'am, uh-uh, get that devilment out of here.

  Tiffany : No, it's fun. It's how you communicate with the dead.

  Madea : You heard her, get it on out of here, honey. We don't play with stuff like that. Get that up out of here.

  Tiffany : No, it's fun.

  Madea : I'ma tell you right now, if you open it, that's what you're gonna be. Dead! You gonna be on the other side, honey. We don't play with stuff like that.

• Tiffany : No, it's a card, it says 'Death'!

  [ominous whisper] 

  Tiffany : Oh no.

  Madea : Ain't no 'oh no', I'ma tell you right now, y'all children don't understand. Let me make this perfectly clear to you, honey. You don't be playing around, keep playing with the devil, he gonna show up.

• Madea : [to Tiffany]  I tell you, don't be playing with me, little girl. That's what you gonna look like, just like that damn skeleton on that card.

  [poses] 

  Madea : Doing a pirouette.

  Tiffany : You don't understand, this card is from Mr. Wilson, the man who *died* in this house on Halloween. He killed his entire family and put all of their bodies in the attic, and it's said that every Halloween, he comes back to take a life, and the only place he doesn't go in this house are the bedrooms, because that's where the priests used to sleep when this house was a monastery.

• Tiffany : The ghosts come out at midnight.

  Aunt Bam : Okay.

  [stands up] 

  Aunt Bam : I'm out of here.

• Tiffany : I'm telling you, I'm going to bed, because after 10, strange things start happening, *strange* things.

• Tiffany : Hold this, when I give the signal, press it.

  Aday : Is this a bomb?

  Tiffany : No it's not a bomb! It controls the lights.

  Aday : Oh!

  [exhales] 

  Aday : Thank God. I thought we were blowing up old people tonight. I'm trying to *make* it to Heaven, Tiffany.

• Aday : [about Rain and Leah]  The only reason they're popular is because they wear those baby shirts that show off what the Good Lord gave them, how come they have to set the trends?

  Tiffany : Okay, first of all, those 'baby shirts' are called crop tops.