Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)

Patrice Lovely: Hattie

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Quotes 

• Joe : [after Hattie pops up in a clown costume and Madea hits her]  You all right, Hattie?

  Hattie : Hell, no, I ain't all right! She just punched me like a damn dude!

  Madea : You lucky I didn't *shoot* your ass!

• Madea : [hears shallow breathing behind her]  What's that breathing?

  Hattie : It's that cloooooown, Ma!

• Madea : I was reading.

  Hattie , Aunt Bam : Reading what?

  Madea : I was trying to read the Bible.

  Aunt Bam : Madea, where is the Bible?

  Madea : It's on the table of my heart.

• Brian : Listen, we have never spanked our children, ever. We didn't do that, we weren't those kinds of parents.

  Hattie : Well that's the problem right there.

  Aunt Bam : That's right.

  Madea : That's right, that's right. Whoop her. Baby, let me tell you something, I'm not telling you to go up there and abuse no child, even though I got a hammer in my purse, I'm just kidding about the hammer.

  [to Hattie] 

  Madea : No I'm not.

  [to Brian] 

  Madea : But listen, what I'm trying to get you to understand is very very simple, son. Hear me clearly. A little love tap never hurt nobody.

• Hattie : Hey, Brian!

  Brian : Hello, Miss Hattie, how you doing?

  Hattie : Hey, gimme a hug, Brian!

  Brian : [laughs nervously]  Oh, no, no, no, I'll pass on that. I'll pass on that.

  Hattie : Why?

  Aunt Bam : You know why. Every time you hug up on him, you thrust your pelvis into his.

  Hattie : What? He a grown-ass man, he can take it.

  Brian : I don't *want* to take it, Miss Hattie.

  Hattie : You can take it if you want it, Brian.

  Brian : I don't want it.

• Madea : Boy, I remember them teenage years.

  [takes out hammer] 

  Madea : You got to *drop* the hammer!

  Hattie : Mm-hmm.

  Madea : Drop the hammer on them. Them teenage years, hell. I'm telling ya, I keeps me a hammer.

• Hattie : I saw a clown, Ma!

  Madea : You saw a clown? What'd it look like?

  Hattie : A filthy-looking clown! A crazy-looking clown!

  Madea : [nervously]  I saw one too!