Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)

Liza Koshy: Aday

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Quotes 

• Aday : I want to go home.

  Dino : Me too, home run, I'm talking 5th base.

  Aday : [horrified]  Is there even a 5th base? What's that?

  Dino : Why're you freaking out?

  Aday : I'm not, what do you mean?

  Dino : We get weird on each other.

  Aday : I'm only 17.

  Dino : Y-you're 17?

  Aday : Yes.

  Dino : Years old?

  Aday : Yes.

  Dino : In human years?

  Aday : Yes.

  Dino : [pause, high-pitched scream, runs out of the room]  This girl is 17! 17 years old!

• Tiffany : That was so wrong!

  Aday : I know... but at least I'm alive.

  Tiffany : [hugs her]  I'm sorry.

• Tiffany : [to Madea and the others]  Okay well I'm tired of talking to you old people, so I'm going back upstairs.

  Aday : [to Madea]  Nice to meet you.

  [follows Tiffany] 

  Joe : There's something inside me that want to go grab that girl and slap the shit out of her, but I'm not gonna do it.

• Tiffany : Hold this, when I give the signal, press it.

  Aday : Is this a bomb?

  Tiffany : No it's not a bomb! It controls the lights.

  Aday : Oh!

  [exhales] 

  Aday : Thank God. I thought we were blowing up old people tonight. I'm trying to *make* it to Heaven, Tiffany.

• Aday : [about Rain and Leah]  The only reason they're popular is because they wear those baby shirts that show off what the Good Lord gave them, how come they have to set the trends?

  Tiffany : Okay, first of all, those 'baby shirts' are called crop tops.