Mike & Molly (TV Series)
The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto (2016)
Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs
Quotes
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Peggy : [Mike and Molly are on the porch listening to Peggy yelling at Vince] All the boy wanted to do was go fishing. It may not seem important to you but it was important to him!
Vince : [Intimidated] I know that now, you made that very clear.
Peggy : Do you have any idea how hard it is to be both mother and father to him? I had to teach him how to shave and slow dance!
[shoves him onto the couch]
Vince : You did a remarkable job with both those things.
Molly Flynn : [Peggy keeps yelling at Vince] Do you think we should jump in there?
Mike Biggs : Well, she drove all the way over here.
[they sit down to watch through the window]
Vince : I don't know, I never had kids.
Peggy : That you know of. And if you did, they'd be swimming around in the shallow end of the gene pool!
Molly Flynn : [Peggy keeps ranting at Vince but obviously has her ex husband in mind] You know what, you'd think she was pretty entertaining when she's not yelling at me.
Vince : Mother Biggs, all I did was sell a boat.
Peggy : This has nothing to do with the boat, this is between you and me.
Vince : I think you might be projecting now.
Peggy : Oh, I'm gonna project you through that glass cabinet!
Mike Biggs : Okay, it's getting violent. We should get in there.
Molly Flynn : No, no, no, Mike, it's just getting good!
Peggy : I'm gonna rip the last five hairs out of your head!
[grabs his head and starts getting rough]
Molly Flynn : Get him!
[laughs]