Critical Role (TV Series)

In Ruins (2016)

Sam Riegel: Scanlan Shorthalt

Quotes 

• Vax'ildan : [to Scanlan]  You know, you're very charming, but you're a fucking weirdo. And then I climb up stealthily after my sister.

  Scanlan : I just shrug.

  [to Garthok] 

  Scanlan : I think he was talking to you.

• Grog : You know the best way to flush out something like that? If someone was a spy.

  Vex'ahlia : Just keep thinking about it, alright.

  Scanlan : Alright, I'll do it. I'll just go in...

  Keyleth : Well, what if we find a shady individual, like he was saying. What if we don't send in Scanlan but find someone.

  Scanlan : That person will surely die.

• Grog : What if we sent a shady piece of shit to go bend the knee, and work on the inside

  Scanlan : Listen, Jarret is good but I don't want to sacrifice him like that.

  Vex'ahlia : What about you Scanlan? You're so good at lying, sucking up and groveling.

  Grog : I was talking about you.

  Scanlan : What about Trinket?

  Vex'ahlia : Trinket can't talk.

  Scanlan : Oh, that's right.

• Grog : Dragons have to eat right?

  Dungeon Master : They eat quite a bit.

  Grog : Right, so you poison like, a cow. Be like, oh lord Theradoxin, here you go. Poison cow, you're dead. Hero of the city.

  Scanlan : Something tells me I would end up his gimp.

  Grog : You dimension door, you're super quick. This is a no-brainer.

• Scanlan : If only I had taken a dump in the middle of town, I could see what's going on right now.