- Cory Matthews: Pompeii. Lucas?
- Lucas Friar: You mean Farkle?
- Cory Matthews: I mean Lucas!
- Lucas Friar: Oh.
- Cory Matthews: I wanna see what you know.
- Lucas Friar: Okay. Here's what I know: Farkle!
- Farkle Minkus: Why, thank you. Pompeii was an ancient village in Italy located near the beauty and culture of Naples. It was a resort town where the wealthy would go to soak up the sun.
- Lucas Friar: It was like the Hawaii of Italy.
- Lucas Friar: Maya, I've been down this road. Forget it. I missed a whole year of school because I thought I had to be something. That doesn't get you anywhere.
- Maya Hart: Yeah, and now you say "please" and "thank you," and what does that get you?
- Riley Matthews: It gets me to like him. Do you still like him?
- Maya Hart: I don't know what I like anymore.
- Farkle Minkus: Whoa.
- Maya Hart: [lifts Farkle up by his shirt collar] No "whoa!" No "whoa" while I'm figuring things out.
- [Farkle kisses her nose]
- Maya Hart: Whoa.
- Farkle Minkus: We're getting older. Things are gonna be more unpredictable.
- Maya Hart: I'm telling Smackle.
- Farkle Minkus: *I'm* telling Smackle!
- Cory Matthews: Now, who here knows about Mount Vesuvius?
- Maya Hart: Mount Vesuvius was a pent up, boiling cauldron of I-wanna-do-somethin'.
- Riley Matthews: [to Maya] Explode! If you're going to explode, explode! Just do it, I can't wait. Explode!
- [Farkle fakes exploding]
- Maya Hart: What are you doing?
- Lucas Friar: [in a bad British accent] Mount Farkleuvius has awoken in all its bubbling glow!
- Farkle Minkus: What is that?
- Lucas Friar: That is my fancy British guy, Mortimer.
- Farkle Minkus: Sounds like you're eating meat loaf.
- Lucas Friar: Meat loaf!
- Farkle Minkus: The soil from volcanoes grows the most beautiful flowers.
- Lucas Friar: And deep down, Maya is beautiful.
- Riley Matthews: Okay, calm down.