Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Old vs. New: Cinderella (2016)

Malcolm Ray: Old Man, Benny the Assassin

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• [Hyper Fangirl and Devil Boner are acting lovey-dovey toward each other] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Hyper, isn't Benny gonna feel weird that you have another outlet for mindless violence?

  Hyper Fangirl : Oh, come on! He's a professional assassin. This kind of thing doesn't bother people like him.

  [Unbeknownst to her, however, Benny is actually watching the video on his phone and feels quite upset] 

  Benny the Assassin : It's nothing, Benny. Nothing. Just add her to the list.

  [he adds Hyper Fangirl to a list of "People Who Dun Fucked Up", which includes Fidel Castro, Kim Jong-Un and the cast of "Friends"]