Monster Cock for Her Little Box 5
- Video
- 2015
- 1h 33m
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It's all in the titling, baby
Once again, the sure sign of brain damage among pornographers is when all the creative effort goes into the title for a video. Sure, I stipulate that still photography remains the #1 object in most video shoots (to sell the sorry contents of a DVD or download/streamer), so even still photographers like the current "Stills by Alan" have been upgraded to positions of power.
I shop for and watch porn usually by label, as the fish rots from the head (to quote Michael Dukakis or some other sage). This stinker is from Pornstar Platinum, an outfit that joins rank with hundreds of other companies that have a perfect record of never releasing a good one.
What we get is four segments featuring top-heavy women, all in the second rank, though Nina Elle keeps getting cast in big-deal projects. Yuri Luv seems to be under exclusive contract to the label, though she is merely a fictitious new version of an old favorite, Yurizan Beltran. Sort of the Katsumi morphing into Katsuni syndrome -in both cases retaining just enough vestige of the previous moniker to keep the fans in the loop.
Along with the mysterious-looking Raven Bay and the overly-siliconed Alura Jenson, the gals put out with porn studs but beg the big question. Their boxes are not little, nor does the inference one might make from the title that jail-bait is on screen come true. This is generic porn, and lousy-generic at that. Even Christian, an able actor, appears speechless and uncomfortable at the non sequiturs thrown his way by Alura in their set-up scene. She leaves the room and comes back in full dominatrix regalia, giving Christian something he can easily relate to. (If she had come back and exposed a huge cock where her box ought to be, he might have truly related.)
There are no behind the camera credits listed at all on this farrago - just like in them good old days 40 or 50 years ago when porn this bad did not merit the effort to make up phony names -just issue the junk and be done with it.
I shop for and watch porn usually by label, as the fish rots from the head (to quote Michael Dukakis or some other sage). This stinker is from Pornstar Platinum, an outfit that joins rank with hundreds of other companies that have a perfect record of never releasing a good one.
What we get is four segments featuring top-heavy women, all in the second rank, though Nina Elle keeps getting cast in big-deal projects. Yuri Luv seems to be under exclusive contract to the label, though she is merely a fictitious new version of an old favorite, Yurizan Beltran. Sort of the Katsumi morphing into Katsuni syndrome -in both cases retaining just enough vestige of the previous moniker to keep the fans in the loop.
Along with the mysterious-looking Raven Bay and the overly-siliconed Alura Jenson, the gals put out with porn studs but beg the big question. Their boxes are not little, nor does the inference one might make from the title that jail-bait is on screen come true. This is generic porn, and lousy-generic at that. Even Christian, an able actor, appears speechless and uncomfortable at the non sequiturs thrown his way by Alura in their set-up scene. She leaves the room and comes back in full dominatrix regalia, giving Christian something he can easily relate to. (If she had come back and exposed a huge cock where her box ought to be, he might have truly related.)
There are no behind the camera credits listed at all on this farrago - just like in them good old days 40 or 50 years ago when porn this bad did not merit the effort to make up phony names -just issue the junk and be done with it.
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- lor_
- Apr 7, 2016
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