Mom (TV Series)

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle (2016)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

Quotes 

• Adam : Remember my stuntman friend Mitch I told you about, who lost a testicle doing stunts for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

  Bonnie : Yeah, one ball Mitch?

  Adam : We just call him lefty.

• Adam : [comparing scars]  22 stitches, doing stunts for "The Hangover".

  Bonnie : [shows her neck]  23 stitches, doing mushrooms WITH a hangover. I win.

  [Adam clears his throat and nods to his wheelchair] 

  Bonnie : Okay so it's a tie.

• Bonnie : Your friends just want to see you, they don't care you can't jump out of a window with your hair on fire...

  Adam : Which I've done, by the way.

  Bonnie : So have I, I just didn't get paid for it.