- Phillip: [to Jamal] Lucious is your PTSD trigger.
- Jamal Lyon: Man, Lucious is everyone's PTSD trigger. You tripping.
- Helen von Wyeth: [about Tiana] I expect to be able to run a fine-toothed comb through her hair by showtime.
- Cookie Lyon: How about I run a fine-toothed comb up your ass?
- Porsha: It ain't as bad as Kanye West going off on "SNL" or that girl with the ponytail licking that donut.