- Jill Kendall: [as they look in her garage full of athletic equipment] I can't even get my Range Rover in here anymore around the damn jet skis.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [looks up] Is that a hang glider?
- Jill Kendall: Yeah, my ex-husband was into all kinds of extreme sports.
- Bonnie Plunkett: Well that explains why he married an alcoholic. So, he doesn't want any of this?
- Jill Kendall: Oh, he wants all of it. How fast can you get rid of it?
- Christy Plunkett: I never wanted to become a lawyer to get super rich, I want to help the downtrodden.
- Bonnie Plunkett: Oh sweetie, don't you realize we *are* the downtrodden? You need to become a super rich lawyer so we can be the up-trodden.