- Tyrion Lannister: Sansa, oh, Sansa so darling wife of mine, one who inspires the thoughts of suicide of others, merely by her presence. Come with me.
- Sansa Stark: Husband, I'm here.
- Tyrion Lannister: Good girl.
- Sansa Stark: What do you wish of me?
- Tyrion Lannister: Wish? You not to be such a wining, mulling, bitch. I wish that you had not placed us in this arrangement. Through your stupidity.
- Sansa Stark: My lord?
- Tyrion Lannister: It is time for you to ride, the Shetland pony.
- [Sansa doesn't say anything]
- Tyrion Lannister: What? I thought all girls liked to ride the Shetland pony.