McLean Stevenson: Self

Quotes 

• McLean Stevenson : [on traveling in Texas]  Just the most wonderful people. They come up to you, and they say, "McLean, we're just so glad you're here; this is my wife Margie Dell, we're from Fentworth - that's 57 miles northwest of Houston; we've been livin' down here 45 years. My dad was in the railroad business, and my mom's got oil wells. We've got a lot of cattle, a nice 23-year-old daughter. We're sure glad you're here." Then they leave!

• McLean Stevenson : [on a telethon for his hometown zoo]  If Bloomington, Illinois got two hundred million dollars for the zoo? Lord - they could get the zebra re-striped, and probably give a - the old lion there with the bad breath and the bad mane, they could trim that...

  Johnny Carson : What's the big attraction in the Miller Park Zoo there?

  McLean Stevenson : A 72-year-old giraffe.