Elementary (TV Series)

A Difference in Kind (2016)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

Quotes 

• [Last lines] 

  Sherlock Holmes : So do you suppose your sister will help us sell this place?

  Dr. Joan Watson : That's a good question. We can ask her over dinner... We should ask Marcus to join too.

  Sherlock Holmes : What does he know about real estate?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Probably nothing. But he's single and so is Lin.

  Sherlock Holmes : And to think my father thought that *I* was the greatest threat to our circle of friends.

  Dr. Joan Watson : What's the worst thing that could happen?

• Dr. Joan Watson : I'd really like to get rid of that.

  Sherlock Holmes : I promise I'll clean my room as soon as I've done my homework.

• Dr. Joan Watson : You know who's good with bombs? The bomb squad. That's who we should call.

• Dr. Joan Watson : Oh! What just happened?

  Sherlock Holmes : I just disarmed the bomb.

  Dr. Joan Watson : But you didn't pick a wire, it was just...

  Sherlock Holmes : Despite the plots of the many movies that you tell me are good which are in fact not good, bombmakers don't build tests of electrical engineering skill, they build devices that go bang! The simpler the device, the more likely it is to explode.

• Dr. Joan Watson : [punches in the code to turn off a neighbor's house alarm]  You just defused a bomb a few minutes ago. Don't look so impressed.

• Dr. Joan Watson : I think I've found something. Lance Chapel. Psycho Cinco.

  Sherlock Holmes : I've repeatedly asked you not to call him that.

  Dr. Joan Watson : It's late. I can call the crazy people whatever I want.

• [Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, and Morland Holmes meet with Iranian diplomat and member of Moriarty's organization, Zoya Hashemi, who had earlier arranged to frame the organization's current leader by killing Sherlock and Joan with a bomb] 

  Zoya Hashemi : [dismisses her bodyguard and removes her head scarf]  No reason for pretense, I suppose.

  Dr. Joan Watson : We know you're not religious. We've been looking into you.

  Zoya Hashemi : What else have you learned?

  Mr. Morland Holmes : You're a murderous hag.

  Zoya Hashemi : Oh, good. We're going to be direct.