- Amelie: Together you can help us reconnect. You can make America whole.
- Sam Porter Bridges: No, America's finished.
- Amelie: Sam, if we don't all come together again humanity will not survive.
- Sam Porter Bridges: We don't need a country, not anymore.
- Amelie: We do! Alone we have no future!
- Sam Porter Bridges: Bridget, you're the president of jack shit.
- Die-Hardman: [From trailer] It's all to safeguard the continued independence of Edge Knot City. They want the UCA to leave them be.
- Sam Porter Bridges: Who are these assholes again?
- Die-Hardman: "Homo Demens", militant separatist group.
- Sam Porter Bridges: I've herd of 'em... bunch of terrorists that go around towns killing people and leaving craters.
- Die-Hardman: Right, nothing's off-limits for them. Not even engineering voidouts. They're extremists like the Demens everywhere, plotting in the shadows.
- Higgs Monaghan: The name's Higgs. The particle of God that permeates all existence... sniffs: What's that? Bridget Strand is dead ? America's last president dead and burned. Sniffs x2: And now the girl has been chosen to take Mommy's place. Well that won't wash. She's not cut out for politics is she? Oh, but don't worry. I'll keep her safe. I'll keep her Real safe.