- Mr. Armitage: The school is being inspected, Miss Quill, and your class is part of the school, although your continuous surprise at that fact is troubling.
- Miss Quill: I think we're in terrible danger.
- [shows him the inspector's badge]
- Charlie: Paul Smith?
- Miss Quill: I couldn't find anything about him online. At first I thought he was an evil designer of casual coats and gifts, but I guess that's somebody else.
- April: And the inspector?
- Miss Quill: He was a robot.
- [pause, nobody reacts]
- Miss Quill: Alright, fine. I get it. It's only Quill. Who cares if she kissed a robot?
- Charlie: You kissed him?
- Miss Quill: Oh, right. Yeah. Now you're listening, aren't you?
- Miss Quill: No, there's a whiff around him. I'm telling you, he is evil.
- Mr. Armitage: He's from Ofsted. Of course he's evil.