- "a man and a woman. one white, one black. what could possibly go wrong?"
- "Man" and "Woman" compete in the finals of a spaghetti eating contest, which is being judged by an unseen, silent character. The competition appears to easily be heading in Man's favor, but all is not what it seems. Man is caught stuffing spaghetti into the collar of his turtle neck sweater. He loses the competition and is banned from all future spaghetti eating-contests. Having brought shame to his family, Man attempts to castrate himself with a jagged lid from a can of Spaghetti-O's as Woman looks on and laughs. Woman becomes outrageously famous, with her followers dubbing themselves "Spaghetti-Heads." One year later she re-enters the Spaghetti Eating Contest, now the reigning champion and favorite to win. Her rival is known only as "woMan" and is later revealed to be Man, now disguising himself with complex facial prosthetics. The competition begins, with Man once again attempting to cheat fate by stuffing excess spaghetti into his newly crafted vagina. Once again Man is caught, his sins laid bare for all. Man ponders if it is even possible for him to be more humiliated, but then Woman then calls Man a "honky." One year later, Man breaks into Woman's apartment and challenges her to one final spaghetti eating contest. She shoots man in the gut, and as he bleeds out all over her bear skin rug, she celebrates by eating spaghetti, laughing all the while. Regrettably, Woman begins to choke to death. As she lay dying, Man crawls over to her and whispers in her ear, "Who's the honky now?"
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