- Bart Simpson: I'm gonna start wetting the bed to get their attention.
- Lisa Simpson: You'll be the one sleeping on it.
- Bart Simpson: I didn't say it would be my bed.
- Julia: I'm celebrating. My boyfriend proposed.
- Homer Simpson: Wow. You'll get to enjoy the most magical part of married life: the beginning.
- Marge Simpson: I'm not coming home, Homey.
- Homer Simpson: What? But what will I do without you here?
- Marge Simpson: Do what you do with me there: go to Moe's.
- Homer Simpson: Aw, it's not the same if I'm not trying to avoid some unpleasant chore.
- Marge Simpson: Well, you could clean out the attic.
- Homer Simpson: Going to Moe's!
- Mr. Burns: Okay, that's it, I'll direct, and I'll show you how a pro does it. You, daughter character. Say you love me.
- Lisa Simpson: [flatly] I love you.
- Mr. Burns: Like you mean it.
- Lisa Simpson: [flatly] I really love you.
- Mr. Burns: Once more, with feeling.
- Lisa Simpson: [Flatly and slowly] I... really... love... you. Bleagh!
- Mr. Burns: This girl has no chops whatsoever.
- Lisa Simpson: The existence of my chops is not for the likes of you, my good sir.
- Mr. Burns: Oh! Would you like some eggs with that ham?
- Professor Frink: Oi! Gloivick! The Oculus Frink or Froculus provides you with a complete virtual reality experience.
- [groans]
- Professor Frink: Letting you live in a world of your dreams. Goi!
- [mutters]
- Professor Frink: To adjust the focus, turn the dial on the side. Oi.