Quotes
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Mac Digby : [sees that Greg is Diaper Hands] No way! It's him!
[to the crowd]
Mac Digby : Ladies and gents, we have a celebrity in our mitts! My record-breaking tempt was ruined by none other than Diaper Hands!
[laughs, grabs Greg Heffley's hand]
Announcer : This is incredible! We have a real Diaper Hands on our stage!
[Crowd of Expo was gasped, excitedly]
Mac Digby : And Diaper Hands has a real name: Greg Heffley!
[turns to Greg]
Mac Digby : Way to go, Greg!
[laughing]
Mac Digby : Diaper Hands: Greg Heffley!
Crowd : [join with Mac, chanting] Diaper Hands: Greg Heffley!
[Mrs. Heffley was angry at his son and grabs Greg Heffley's hands and leaving]
Mac Digby : That's how Diaper Hands do it!
Announcer : That's right, folks! Let's hear it for Diaper Hands!