- Don Everhart: I was thinking...
- Angus DeBeers: I don't think you should start sentences that way anymore.
- Clive Babineaux: Zen Guru beaten to death with a Buddha statue, feels personal.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Or a tragic misunderstanding of "Open your Mind".
- Don Everhart: I was thinking a pinball machine next to the crapper.
- Angus DeBeers: We need a name, one that would assure customers they would never encounter pinball or the word "Crapper".
- Peyton Charles: You're supposed to be dead.
- Angus McDonough: And lo, the stone was rolled away from the tomb.
- Peyton Charles: Blaine, um... This man is your father.
- Blaine DeBeers: Well, I'm starting to see the problem with the will.
- Officer Harris: I just got a report from a woman about a pimp yelling at a hooker in a car.
- Clive Babineaux: Meaning us?
- Olivia Moore: You have been snippy with me.
- Justin: Know what all those guys did before they were zombie mercenaries?
- Major Lilywhite: I don't know, Justin. Play villains in '80s movies?
- Don E: What about our customers who aren't crazy rich? 'Cause I've got to say, having Dino here whack a guy every time you want lunch is super one-percent.
- Major Lilywhite: How long do I have?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Weeks. Maybe. Then you'll have to take the cure, memory loss and all.
- Olivia Moore: [On Zen brain] Identity's just a hallucination of the unenlightened mind anyway.
- Ladybird: Topher was a powerful mindfulness teacher. Everyone loved him.
- Clive Babineaux: Doesn't seem like everyone loved him. Did he have any exes? Angry clients?
- Ladybird: Topher said he only had one enemy. The inability to accept the gift of change.
- Clive Babineaux: ...Got it.
- Olivia Moore: You know, you'd be calmer if you lived in the moment.
- Clive Babineaux: I am. This moment is about finding a witness to help solve a case.
- Olivia Moore: The lightness and clarity of mindfulness will help us solve the case.
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah, when? You haven't had any visions. Name one thing this brain's done to help catch the killer.
- Olivia Moore: Can we get over this fixation of who did what, when?
- Clive Babineaux: It's a murder investigation!