- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: They said... I'm crazy.
- Lorna Morello: You wanna know what I think, Suzanne? I think crazy is just a word people invented to keep the extra-interesting people down.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: Well, Mommy says there are as many shades of different as there are of people.
- Lorna Morello: Well, I wish I was told that when I was growing up.
- Aleida Diaz: Daya! It's me! Don't tell 'em anything! You got rights!
- Margarita: Does she?
- Aleida Diaz: I think you got rights!
- Aleida Diaz: All you had to do was be a equally bad mother, not a hundred fucking thousand times worse!
- [last lines]
- Desi Piscatella: Ready to play, Reznikov?
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: [in Russian] I was born ready.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: The murder ain't the point. The point is, our education program ain't never been no education program, even before it was put on hold for some alleged murder. Manual labor without instruction ain't an education, and it damn sure ain't no life skills!
- Cindy Hayes: You think she'd be saying "ain't" so much if we had an education program?
- Desi Piscatella: [whispering from a closet] Nichols. Nichols.
- Nicky Nichols: That you, hot girl? Hey man, I'm really sorry I don't remember your, you know, exact name after we did the sex and all. I just want you to know that, uh, that does not mean I don't hold you in a very high -
- [Piscatella grabs her from behind and pulls her into the closet]
- Angie Rice: We all gotta experiment. You got Rumspringa... I got Clarence.
- Leanne Taylor: Is it true what they say?
- Angie Rice: What?
- Leanne Taylor: "Once you go black, you don't go back"?
- Angie Rice: More like, "Once you go Clarence, you piss off your parents."
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: Have you seen Nicky?
- Weeping Woman: No. Have you seen DeMarco?
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: No.
- Weeping Woman: Good talk.
- Zirconia: Figueroa. Could be Latina.
- Michelle Carreras: Or Italian.
- Natalie Figueroa: My husband is the world's whitest Mexican, next to Louis C.K.
- Aleida Diaz: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...
- [in Spanish]
- Aleida Diaz: I'll fuckin' cut your tit off!
- Aleida Diaz: When I wanted to rebel against my mother, I had a few babies, packed some heroin. But this?
- Margarita: Yeah, she really committed.
- Zirconia: So, what do you got in here for depression?
- Lorna Morello: Well, we got, uh, Zoloft and the Lexapro, and whole bunch of stuff if you just wanna be unconscious.
- Zirconia: This is more like a existential thing? You know, when you get everything you ever wanted, and then you're like, "Is that all there is?"
- Lorna Morello: Hmm. Let me see what we got for that. Let me ask you something... is it chronic?
- Zirconia: Sometimes.
- Blanca Flores: If at first you don't succeed...
- Desi Piscatella: Maybe you should get used to failure.
- Nicky Nichols: He's gone. We sent him away. Mission aborted. And maybe that point just isn't connecting because you just deep-fried your amygdala.