Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Merie Earle : I said I don't like to be always - have a picture of it, or a scene, where it's a little bit nude, or somethin' like that; I don't like that.

  Johnny Carson : What - what's - what's "a little bit nude"? I mean, what would you consider... what would you settle for? I mean...

  Merie Earle : We-e-ell... I don't know. I think, from the neck up.

• Johnny Carson : Expected to be very cold in Washington during the inauguration... I understand Billy Carter just drank a six-pack of Prestone to get ready.