- Fernando: During my first professional auto race, I crashed my car on mile seven. Did I give up? Never. I finished the race on foot. In a strange twist of fate so many cars crashed swerving to avoid me that I came in a respectable fifth place.
- Stephanie Tanner: Gia's a soccer mom now, she walks for nine diseases.
- D.J. Tanner-Fuller: Nine? I only walked for two, well it was three, but they found a cure.
- Ramona Gibbler: Can I go on tour with you?
- Kimmy Gibbler: I suppose so, that big screen TV isn't going to throw itself in the pool.
- Stephanie Tanner: [about Kimmy] She sounds like she's laying an egg.
- D.J. Tanner-Fuller: Oh I *hope* it's an egg.