- Angus MacGyver: Did anyone happen to notice the football field next to the school?
- Jack Dalton: What football field?
- Wilt Bozer: Exactly. There was one...
- Jack Dalton: Oh...
- Wilt Bozer: *Before* the incident.
- Riley Davis: Time out. So you two burned down the stadium?
- Angus MacGyver: Technically, it wasn't a fire. It was more like a small nuclear meltdown.
- Jack Dalton: Oh, I gotta hear about this.
- Wilt Bozer: Take the scenic route, Jack. Because it's a *long* story.
- Jack Dalton: Yeah. My man Geekachu does it again.
- Angus MacGyver: What?
- Jack Dalton: Yeah, if you were a Pokemon character, that's what I'd call you. That or Nerdasaur.